Thursday, July 9, 2009

"Mad" Coping Skills. . .

Okay, so who cares why I haven't "posted" in almost three months. . .more on that later--maybe another three months.

Let's talk about what I did TODAY. . .

I did THREE different classes at THREE different times at this place. . 

I drank about about 33 millions ounces of this stuff. . 


And I WASTED over three hours watching this dumb girl make some dumb moves. . .


On this dumb show. . .



Then after I got home from the third cardio class of the day at Golds I pushed play on my answering machine. . .stupid move.  Yep, THREE different messages from the hospital wondering "where I was."  Seriously---how in THE HELL did I forget I was supposed to work tonight...  So here I am on 4 hours sleep from the night before (damn 5:30 a.m. class at the gym) and with a fried brain secondary to a huge influx of caffeine, 'artificial flavors', and mind numbing TV. . .OHHHHH, AND, Jullian--whatever her name is on the Bachelorette--keeps saying (when referring to her boy toys) "him and I."  AHHHHHH, soooo buggy!!  Seriously, you can't even use proper grammar on reality TV.  Bad grammar may be the thing that sends me way over the edge.  Oh, mercy---Hope no one get seriously ill tonight.

And, clearly, I need to come up with some better, more productive coping mechanisms.


2 comments:

Alysia Cook said...

Hilarious!!!! 3 classes at Golds - WHAT THE....

Norm Schneiter said...

Thanks for finally posting, Sis. I missed your rantings. :)
Love you/Miss you.

~N