Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ohhh, Yes we did. . .

When Quinn told me we were going to the Poison concert I thought he was totally kidding.  I mean really, Poison??? I left my big hair, tight and ripped jeans, and all that thick make-up in the 80's.  So, off we went and suddenly I was transported back into 9th grade.  Ahhh, does Bret Micheals ever get old.  Ummmm, yep. . .or maybe that was me.  It was sooooooo freakin loud.  I was often plugging my ears to try and get some relief from the assault on my senses.
You can't see so well in these pics but Bret is sporting some ultra-tight stone washed parahna-chewed style jeans.  I'm pretty sure 1988 was on the phone. . .but clearly, he did not give the pants back. 


So here we are after the concert still "rockin" and our ears totally ringing.  Quinn was still complaining the next morning. . .not to bad for the "thirty-somethings."


Okay, so let's be totally honest here. . .I REAL  reason why I love the fair so much, YEP, the huge boost in self-confidence.  Just 5 minutes from my house and I am the a.) best mom, b.) style fashonista, and c.) sooo skinny.  This year I took photos for evidence.  (and really because it was pretty sneaky fun).   Warning:  further reading may result in the "train wreck" phenomena.



So this chick "looks" pretty normal but I was standing next to her (as I waited for my boys on the Ferris wheel) and she was talking to her kids like they were about 20 years old and her friends.  I was jaw-dropped stunned. . .she was going off talking about how she was going to "F@*$#* her up."  Over and over and over, huge f bombs along with all the other accessories that go with that type of explicits.  And these were 3 little BOYS she was relaying this story to (about ages 6, 9, and 11).  I could not quite starring at her completely stunned and revolted.  As she walked away and I stole the shot of her I was thinking about how thrilled I was that my boys would probably go to school with her kids who have a deranged view on how to behave and treat other people.
So, yea, after that display, I was pretty much a mom of the year candidate.



Yea, my mom jeans, clogs, and tee shirt were not looking as frumpy. . .



Do I really need to explain. . .What muffin?

So there ya go, the reasons I LOVE the fair.  I'll post some pics of freakin cute kids having a great time with their buddies at the fair.  But I had to pull the honestly card first!

Have a great day.

10 comments:

Tana said...

I'm sorry, seriously... I can't believe you took pictures, I can't stop giggling to myself at the thought of you taking sneaky pictures. From one skinny, mom of the year, to another. I love you, BFF!

Amy Lindstrom ~ YourLifeUncommon.com said...

OH MY HECK! Just tell me...did you hear "Unskinny Bop"? Oh I loved that song! HOwever, the pic of Mr. Michaels in his "jeans" made me puke in my mouth! GAG!

I am with Tana. The thought of you sneaking pictures is SO funny! Oh and how did you NOT open up a can on that woman. You are a better person than me! :)

Taking Flight said...

I looooove this it is so true one of the primary reasons to go to the fair....It sure gives your ego a boost!!! I'm sure glad you two can still hear after the concert...We could hear the words they were singing from our patio...of course it helped that we already knew the words, but whatever...Love the thought of you taking sneaky pic's....

Melissa said...

You are hilarious...and you don't need the fair to make you a super hot, awesome MOM!

Alysia Cook said...

I am still laughing at that hilarious post. Did you have your big camera with you or did you get some fancy tiny camera that fits in a pen??? I'm with you on the confidence boost the fair gives you, nothin like it. Love ya!!!!

Bev Holtom said...

How did you get that picture of me? I should slap you! After I stop laughing first. No, you surely win the papparazzi award for getting such great sneaky shots! Good One!

Our Crazy Ride said...

Seriously! Bret is hot but come on you've got to move past it and post something new!! I'm sure your kids feel a little slighted that you haven't posted about them FOREVER!

Aim said...

Ok, I am so jealous! I was seriously a huge poison fan. I am not even kiddin, I used to blair talk dirty to me in my room while doing somekind of trapeeze dance on my bunkbeds, all the while playing the air guitar. I think I need a self esteem boost, of course our fair is not until November, maybe I will just go chill at wal-mart..... again.

Traci said...

Hey - This is Traci (Madsen) Dixon. I found your site from Robyn's. You are freakin' hilarious. I have not laughed this hard for years!!!
BTW - You look adorable! Cute family too.

Erin said...

I can't believe you posted that picture of my muffin top. SO RUDE. You are a total creep!

So glad I found your blogger buns!